Tornado Watch

The radio announcer
Said there might be a tornado;
Since I am a Manhattanite,
I’m really not afraido.

Though I’ve sometimes come across
Scary weather such as hail,
My twister viewing’s limited
To watching Dorothy Gale.

If I lived in Kansas
Or some other mid-west state,
Perhaps I’d take precautions
And not leave it up to fate.

But here in New York City,
I don’t plan to worry long;
I’m pretty sure the weatherman
Has got his info wrong.