Boots

Here’s an observation
I am sure no one refutes,
No matter what the weather’s like,
Some gals are wearing boots!

I cannot understand it;
There’s something I’m not getting,
‘Cause every time I wear my boots,
My feet cannot stop sweating.

Only when it’s freezing cold
Will I slip on a pair,
Yet these women strut like
They’re completely unaware.

Today I saw a lady clad
In shorts and thigh-high leather;
Boots like those do not belong
In muggy late-spring weather.

It really is bewildering
How such a style grows,
But as for me, I’m glad it’s time
To flaunt my painted toes!