Pissed Off at the Movies

I went to the movies to see a new flick;
There were quite a few to choose.
But the theater’s bathroom made me sick;
For women, that ain’t news.

I don’t require tiles of pink
Or flowers on display,
But why must I smell such a stink?
You’d think that they could spray!

And I could write a movie plot,
A real detective caper,
‘Bout stalls equipped with diddly-squat
Instead of toilet paper.

Plus, every door should have a hook
To hang your bag and coat,
But most are gone – what kind of crook
Would such a crime promote?

Although some movies are superb,
The bathroom often sucks.
Such negligence sure does perturb,
Especially for twelve bucks!