When driving on a highway,
Often lately I’m bereft
Because I’m stuck behind
A crawling driver on the left.
Often lately I’m bereft
Because I’m stuck behind
A crawling driver on the left.
The left lane is for passing
Or for driving at quick speeds,
And trailing some real slowpoke’s
Not what anybody needs.
Or for driving at quick speeds,
And trailing some real slowpoke’s
Not what anybody needs.
No matter the speed limit,
If someone is on your tail
And you are in the left lane,
Well, it’s time for you to bail!
If someone is on your tail
And you are in the left lane,
Well, it’s time for you to bail!
Move over to the middle
Or the slow lane on the right;
Don’t hold up all that traffic,
Which some people do for spite.
Or the slow lane on the right;
Don’t hold up all that traffic,
Which some people do for spite.
The rest are merely clueless
So they cling to that left lane,
Driving slow enough to make
The rest of us insane!
So they cling to that left lane,
Driving slow enough to make
The rest of us insane!
Sometimes they’ll get the message
If I’m driving on their ass;
They’ll blink and glide on over
So I finally can pass.
If I’m driving on their ass;
They’ll blink and glide on over
So I finally can pass.
The world would be a better place
If all those driving fools
Would be a bit more courteous
And stick to all the rules!
If all those driving fools
Would be a bit more courteous
And stick to all the rules!
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