If Life Did Not Have Glitches

If life did not have glitches,

Then of what would we complain?

There’d be endless founts of riches

And no one would be in pain.

 

All our nervous tics and twitches,

Since they all would be in vain,

Would just vanish, as would itches

And from kvetching we’d refrain.

 

Though this fantasy bewitches,

In our lives it’s very plain,

We must cope with all the pitches

Hurled, which no one can explain.