I’ve been eating Dannon coffee yogurt
Oh, so many
years,
So learning
it’s been discontinued
Didn’t quite
bring tears…
But a wave
of disappointment
Since it’s
hard to fathom why
It’s no
longer waiting on the shelves
For
customers to buy.
I Googled it
and found it was
A “marketing
decision,”
A reason
which will surely meet
With clucks
of pure derision.
A number* seeking
feedback
Linked me to
a friendly voice
Who took
down my information
On my lack
of coffee choice.
Maybe if they’re
inundated
With a
thousand calls like mine,
Those in
charge will reconsider
Pulling
coffee from their line.
*877-326-6668