Hooray! It’s
time to write a poem
About an
absolute
Disgrace by name
of Kristi Noem,
Who finally
got the boot.
A spotlight-craving
dilettante
Who shot her
dog and goat
Is not the
person most would want
To hold a
job of note.
Yet there she
was, in camo gear,
Like she was
set for war,
Though all
her make-up made it clear
That she was
out for more.
In ad
campaigns she was the star,
With mucho
millions spent,
To showcase
her as Homeland’s czar,
Her failures
evident.
What
bothered me (and maybe you)
The most,
with all she spewed,
Was, more
than what she tried to do,
Her nasty
attitude.
Good riddance,
now; it’s way past time
The reign of
Kristi Noem
Gets its comeuppance, though with rhyme,
She isn’t worth
this poem.