I go to bed early.
I do not use Zelle.
When changes occur in life,
I don’t do well.
I no longer drive
And, though crowds I’ll avoid,
I like life in the city;
Still, I get annoyed
By unwarranted noise
Sometimes blasting outside
From a scooter or car,
Music I can’t abide.
With no iPad, I type
On a desktop P.C.
And the coffee I perk
On the stove works for me.
Where religion’s concerned,
I’m a Jew, but don’t pray
And my politics veer
Far from You-Know-Who’s sway.
I’m technology-challenged,
Afraid of A.I.,
So the outlier handle
I will not deny.