Politicians Redux

Another politician caught
Admitting he’s a sleaze.
No matter how someone appears,
There are no guarantees.

You may dress up in fancy suits,
Be seen as a contender;
But posing in your underwear,
All hopes you must surrender.

‘Cause nobody will vote for you
On hearing of your gaffe;
And since you lied on top of it,
You’ve cut your dreams in half.

Although you’ve let the voters down,
I’m sorry for your wife.
Such publicized embarrassment
Must cut her like a knife.

New Yorkers need a candidate
Who takes a moral stance
On honesty, fidelity
And keeping on his pants!