A/C

Caved and put the A/C on
Or else I might have melted.
Humidity hurls sweat-balls
And I felt like I’d been pelted.

Among the great inventions,
A/C surely has to rate.
If you have lived without it,
There won’t be a great debate.

It’s lovely feeling comfortable
Instead of drippy-sweating.
I’ll gladly pay Con Edison
To get what I am getting.

To those poor souls who suffer
With no air-conditioning,
I wish that you could join me
Wearing clothes that do not cling!