Bearly Believable

A woman in Alaska,

With her brother on a hike,

Never dreamed that on a bathroom break

Unpleasantness would strike.

 

She sat down on the toilet

In an outhouse near a yurt

When she felt like something bit her

And she screamed because it hurt.

 

Her brother raced inside to see

Perhaps a squirrel there

But a glance into the bowl revealed

None other than a bear!

 

The wounds were superficial

But be warned before you strut

Into an Alaskan outhouse

Or a bear could bite your butt!