On the beach in a sunny clime
I'm watching the parade,
Shocked to see a host of butt cheeks
Gutsily displayed.
Women of all ages strut
In bathing suits so tiny,
You cannot avoid a look
At someone's jiggling heiny.
Menfolk, on the other hand,
March by without their shirts,
Hairy bellies hanging out -
Just looking at them hurts.
With all the flesh that's there on view,
A horror show in motion,
I try to turn the other cheek
And stare out at the ocean.
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