Merger

I used to have T-Mobile;
Now I have AT&T.
I just heard they are merging,
But it’s all the same to me.

My service once was spotty,
But I switched and it improved.
I wonder what will happen when
This merger is approved.

Will that T-Mobile girl in pink
Start thinking – what the hell?
I’m putting down a company
I work for now as well?

I only hope when they unite
My calls they do not drop;
If so, I guess Verizon
Will be next in line to swap.