Tuesday, June 13, 2023

Top Secret

My bathroom isn’t big enough

For boxes filled with files,

Though someone’s bathroom we all know

Has cartons stacked in piles.

 

The government’s top secrets

Share a space, perhaps, with Charmin,

Or Renuzit, Dove or Lysol,

All incredibly alarmin.’

 

For the guests at Mar-a-Largo,

If a bathroom they were needing,

We must hope they didn’t poke around

In search of some light reading.

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