Oh, Amazon

Oh, Amazon, oh Amazon

You give my life such meaning

For letting me buy all my gifts

While safely quarantining.

 

At birthday time or Chanukah

(Which makes it more ironica)

Oh, Amazon, oh Amazon

My purchasing’s a pleasure.

 

When what I need is in a store

Which I refuse to enter,

One click and you can show me more

Up close and front and center.

 

The things I buy get sent on time;

No shipping costs when I use Prime

Oh, Amazon, oh Amazon

You really are a treasure.