Pistol-Packin'

Oh, to go to school in Texas,
With my handgun by my side!
If professors tried to fail me,
Justice would not be denied.

I’d be such a model student,
With my pistol in my pack.
If a nut job started shooting,
I could shoot at him right back!

Why, my college would be safer
Since we’d all be packing arms,
But I guess at every airport,
We’d be setting off alarms.

Still, I wouldn’t use a holster
‘Cause all guns must be concealed,
Though before you’d blink your eye,
My .22 could be revealed.

Yes, to go to school in Texas
Would be what I’d like to try,
Just to get an education
As those bullets whiz on by!