At the pool hall, the bathroom was closed.
Pipes
were punctured, the plumber supposed;
But
some pro had to go,
Thinking
no one would know
If
his flow didn’t have him exposed.
So
he piddled but there were some clues,
For
some drops hit competitors’ shoes.
Soon
a sign on the wall
Was
a warning to all –
Players,
please mind your pees and your cues!
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