4,004 Minutes

My sister-in-law wants to get the vaccine;

Went onto her state-sanctioned site

And what was before her up there on the screen

Was a number that couldn’t be right.

 

“Your wait time, in minutes, is 4,004,”

Presented with nary a smirk.

Now something like that’s pretty hard to ignore –

It’s no wonder those websites don’t work!

 

So many now struggle to line up a spot,

The government should be abashed.

Did my sister-in-law have success? She did not,

For the website, quite naturally, crashed.