Bad News

Sometimes you cannot avoid it;
You’ll be hit with a negative smack.
It may be some news you’ve prepared for,
Or likely a sneaky attack.

You’re losing your job or your car or your nerve;
Your child’s been arrested or worse.
Your spouse is unfaithful with Tiger-like claws;
You feel like you’re under a curse.

Your credit card debts have exceeded the max;
That lump is malignant - it’s cancer.
That fight with your friend means your friendship might end –
You call – she refuses to answer.

Your wallet’s been lifted – they stole your ID;
Bad weather has canceled your flight.
Your stress level’s climbing right up to the roof;
You’re tossing and turning all night.

Your meter expired – your ticket awaits;
You slip on the ice and need stitches.
No matter how carefully you plan your day,
You can never rule out sudden glitches.

So as each new day dawns, steel yourself and expect
To be knocked for a loop with bad news;
And if you’re left alone, thank those stars up above,
But tomorrow, prepare for the screws!