Views

I like to read the Real Estate

To see what money buys.

Of course, I’m never moving 

But it’s fun to fantasize.

This week’s had an apartment 

That there’s no way I would choose

Since the “Cons” in the description 

Listed “underwhelming views.”

To pay that kind of money

What would mean a lot to me

Would be looking out the windows

Feeling whelmed by what I’d see.