There’s a new style of gown
That’s
begun to hold sway
In
which boobs of all sizes
Are
there on display.
I’m
not talking of cleavage,
Attractive
and chic,
Where
the bosom’s tucked in
And
you just get a peek.
No,
the styles I refer to
Are
cut to provide
Full
exposures of breasts.
(Just
the nipples can hide.)
So
you stare and you wonder,
Since
bras are in doubt,
What
will happen if one
Or
the other pops out.
Such
a wardrobe malfunction
Would
cause lips to purse
But
the way these gowns look
It
would not be much worse.
*inspired
by the Academy Awards
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