Thursday, May 5, 2016

Leafy Greens

Despite the fact that children
Keep increasing as to size,
If Ted Cruz had been elected
Every school'd be serving fries.

For while blasting Ms. Obama,
With her push for “leafy greens,”
Ted announced, that as first lady, 
Heidi'd shake up those routines.

If obesity’s a problem
(And most experts say it is)
We should thank our lucky stars
That school lunch menus won’t be his.

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