Tuesday, August 18, 2026

Handy Randy Redux

If you’re very lucky, you may find

The type of handyman

Who can take care of the problems

That you now no longer can.


Climb a ladder to the roof? No prob -

It’s what he likes to do 

And while up there, he will clean

The cloudy skylights, just for you.


Clogged up gutters? With some gloves

He’ll scoop out leaves and dirt and gunk,

Staying cheerful through it all.

(I know that I’d be in a funk.)


When he’s finished, he will lowball

What he thinks that you should pay.

Do you know of anybody else

Who’d act in that same way?


Handy Randy is this person

Who is capable and fair 

And reliable and really nice,

These attributes so rare.



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