As metaphors go, this one is a gem,
A tale of an
eagle and goose
Engaged in behavior
we cannot condemn;
Their nature
allows no excuse.
It happened in
Canada, witnesses say;
The eagle (a
bald one) attacked
And those
who observed this amazing display
Were so
shocked they could barely react.
For the
Canada goose, who was feisty and brave,
Fought for
twenty long minutes and won,
Since the
eagle decided he might as well cave
When he
realized that he’d been outdone.
The political
world must have chuckled a bit
(Well, I’m
sure all Canadians did),
Though Republicans,
lacking in virtue and wit,
Will,
retweeting this story, forbid.
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