Tuesday, September 3, 2024

The Jon Bon Jovi Rest Area

On the Garden State Parkway

In New Jersey state,

There are places to stop

To put food on your plate

 

Or put gas in your tank

Or prevent further grief

With a stop to the restrooms

To get some relief.

 

Certain rest stops are named

After locals of fame,

Since their monikers give them

A touch of acclaim.

 

One such area called

“Jon Bon Jovi” salutes

The adored well-known singer

With New Jersey roots.

 

I’m not sure if Bon Jovi’s

Possessed of a clue

That his namesake’s the place

People pee or they poo.

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