Cakeage

The word of the day is cakeage;

It’s when restaurants charge a fee

For bringing in an outside cake,

Which never used to be.

In fancy places, oenophiles 

Prefer to bring their wine,

So there’s a corkage fee, which many

Seem to feel is fine.

But up’til now, I’ve never heard

Of anything called cakeage,

Though dot com dictionaries likely

Don’t make a mistakeage.