Collectibles

My son collected baseball cards;

My brothers did, as well.

My Beatles card collection

Was the female parallel.

 

But there’s an opportunity

For everyone to buy –

Although it’s hard to understand

A decent reason why –

 

Some trading cards that feature Trump

In poses quite bizarre –

An astronaut, a cowboy

And the weirdest one so far –

 

A superhero with a body

So unlike Trump’s own,

It would be quite ridiculous,

But somehow it is known

 

That people buy them!

Shelling out, for every NFT,

Enough to question what’s become

Of each one’s sanity.

 

How low can one man really sink

To hawk himself this way?

It’s mortifying to confront

Such ego on display.