Tush

Heading to the river, there’s

A field of planted grass,

The perfect place to sunbathe

Or to show the world your ass.

 

For stretched out on a blanket,

With her thong exposed to air,

Was a woman who was proud to flash

Her skinny derriere.

 

Most passersby did notice,

Slowing down to tut-tut-tut,

Yet the woman seemed oblivious

To eyes upon her butt.

 

I am certain there are places

Where no one would be opposed

To the sight of someone’s tush

Quite so unclassily exposed.