Entitlement

“Do you know who I am?” he cried

When showing up too late

To board his flight; Montana police

Were summoned to the gate.

 

United workers would not budge

Despite repeated threats

To call the corporate honchos,

Thinking they’d express regrets.

 

Instead, Ted Cruz was booked again

For later in the day

And lucky for us all

Entitlement was kept at bay.