A Birthday Present

A birthday present to yourself

Is perfect, which makes sense,

For it’s exactly what you want,

No matter the expense.

 

Your closest friends and family

May give a gift that’s cool.

But it will rarely be what you’d

Have chosen, as a rule.

 

So on your birthday, go ahead

And splurge in your own name.

If your purchase isn’t perfect,

You’ll have just yourself to blame.