Person, Woman, Man, Camera, T.V.

Identify an elephant

And I will shout, “Hooray!”

For you’re so smart you could be

Leader of the U.S.A.

Another test to prove your worth?

Repeat this after me –

Five words: they’re “Person, Woman, Man”

Then “Camera” and “T.V.”

It’s comforting to know we’re led

By one with an I.Q.

That helps him to distinguish

All the red states from the blue.

Well, I am just a Person,

Yes, a Woman, but, oh Man,

On Camera, for T.V., I’d say,

“I hope he gets the can!”