Inside the Bus

Inside the bus, I just got beat
By someone for an empty seat;
But as she sat, a voice rang out,
A beat too late, this warning shout –

That seat is wet so don’t sit down!
The sitter jumped up with a frown
And sure enough, the seat was soaked.
What is it? Miss Wet-Bottom croaked.

The one who knew said something spilled.
Miss Wet was not exactly thrilled
But seemed relieved it wasn’t pee;
I’m glad she got that seat, not me!