Super Bowl Sunday

It’s Super Bowl Sunday;
Get ready to party.
Have plenty to eat
And prepare to drink hearty.

It doesn’t much matter
If you are a fan.
Just turn the game on –
That’s the start of the plan.

Plunk down bowls of chips
And have very cold brews.
Keep track of the score
‘Cause one team’s gotta lose.

Be sure to stay put
When commercials are shown.
It’s fun to see ads
That cost more than you own.

Serve wings or thick heros
And keep the beer flowing.
By halftime the fervor
Should really be growing.

Replenish the food;
Add dessert to the mix,
And glance at the passes,
The runs and the kicks.

At last, when it’s over
You’ll check out the score,
Clean up all the crumbs
And the mess from the floor.

For on Super Bowl Sunday,
It’s time to regress,
And we all watch the game
Though some couldn’t care less!