SVU Lite

NBC, you’re really whack
To think we will forgive
SVU without the perfect team
Of Elliot and Liv.

So many of the SVU fans
Watch repeats galore;
And really, can’t you comprehend
What we are watching for?

Man, it’s Benson and it’s Stabler!
Without them, the show can’t be.
No one’s tuning in for Tunie,
Richard Belzer or Ice-T.

So listen, NBC, take heed –
You’ve made some foolish plans.
SVU without Meloni
And Mariska won’t have fans!