If you go online today,
Then you will be accosted
By every catalogue there is –
It will leave you exhausted!
Just in case you didn’t shop
At each Black Friday sale,
Today’s the day to shop online
And bargains will prevail.
Take off ten percent and yes,
They’ll send it with free shipping.
Think of all the crowds and hassles
That you will be skipping.
Just make sure your anti-virus
Software’s up to date;
Cyber-thieves do lurk
And your ID they’ll confiscate.
But if you’re careful, you can shop
Right from your living room.
Modern times enables
Even hermits to consume.
So grab that credit card,
You shoppers – now’s your time to shine!
All your gifts can now be found
If you log in online.
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