Super Bowl

Don’t care ‘bout the Super Bowl;
I cannot tell a lie.
Maybe I’d feel differently
If I’d been born a guy.

Couldn’t care less ‘bout the score
Or who’s got what it takes,
But of course I’ll watch the game
On the commercial breaks.

Everybody wants to see
Which ads will be the best;
Every year we wonder who
Will ace this little test.

Mucho money is at stake,
Bragging rights as well;
And each company believes
That their ads will excel.

Ask around tomorrow
And see who knows the score;
The commercials will be what
We all remember more.

Are New Yorkers loyal to
A football Colt or Saint?
If you ask me, I’ll reply,
“No, I guess we ain’t!”