Nameless

I bought a new coat,
But almost brought it back
‘Cause the pocket had DKNY
Stitched in black.

It’s hard to notice
Since the coat is black as well,
And it fits just right,
Far as I can tell.

But I hate to feel
Like a walking ad;
Were the label in,
I would not be mad.

Yet each day I see,
Every single place,
People’s coats that boast,
Boldly: The North Face.

And I wonder why
No one seems to mind,
They’re commercials for
What someone designed.

Most consumers love
To show off, so shameless;
I prefer my clothes
To be nice and nameless!