Car Alarm

There really is no charm
In a *%!#&$! car alarm.
I thought they were passé,
But I heard one just today.
The owner wasn’t there;
I guess he didn’t care.
But it drove me really nuts,
No ifs or ands or buts.
The noise was so damn grating,
Its driver I was hating.
In my bones I can still feel it –
I hope someone will steal it!