Yeesh

I’ll never understand the drive

To buy or own or wear

An item a celebrity

Touts, thinking we will care.

But many do and run right out

To be the first to preen

In clothes or shoes they’ve noticed

In a fashion magazine.

Yet what if that celebrity 

Does something clearly wrong?

Attraction to his products

Suddenly won’t be as strong.

That won’t be a dilemma

For a person such as me,

Who would never, in the first place,

Purchase anything by Ye.