To live in this country,
‘Twas brought home today,
It helps to be Christian,
Shoot weapons and pray.
On top of all that,
It’s a plus to be male -
Just knock up a woman
And then you can bail.
If you are a female,
To show what you’re worth,
No matter who screwed you,
Prepare to give birth.
Despite if it’s not
What you want, you must yield
But don’t worry - they’ll pray
For you out on the field.
The atheists, Muslims
And, naturally, Jews
Have to hear about Jesus;
You don’t get to choose.
The land of the free
And the home of the brave
Must have R.B.G. rolling
Around in her grave.
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