Saturday, May 29, 2021

Gardening Exposed

The Real Estate section included a list

Of cities, the best and the worst,

To garden and I wasn’t very surprised

That from coast to coast they were dispersed.

 

But this wasn’t your typical gardening, no,

For the cities that they had reviewed

Were places like Austin, Miami, Seattle –

Where you can mow lawns in the nude.

 

Now, I’m not into gardening, but if I were

I still doubt I would worry enough

About finding a house with a nice patch of land

So that I could plant seeds in the buff!

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