Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Safety Drill

When you travel on a ship or plane
(But not a bus, a tram or train),
Just heed my words because you will
Be forced to have a safety drill.

It's really like a little test
On how to wear your neon vest.
Adjust the straps and find the light
And whistle - then you'll be all right.

Of course, in real emergencies,
These demonstrations won't appease.
Imagine jumping in the sea -
The psycho screaming would be me!

Yet calmly, we all sit and smile
And listen for a little while
So if need be, we'll be prepared
And just a teensy bit less scared.

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