Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Grossed Out

Living in the city,

I’m aware of where I walk.

If surroundings raise my hackles,

All my senses start to balk.

 

So I really was astounded

When I glanced down at my shoe

And I realized that I’d somehow

Stepped into a pile of poo.

 

It’s been years since this has happened

And I’m grossed out to the max,

Knowing that until I’ve cleaned it off,

I really can’t relax.

 

I’ll accept the blame for missing

What an owner didn’t scoop,

But I’m angry that so many dogs

Are free to leave their poop

 

Anywhere they feel like squatting

So the sidewalks reek of it

And when owners are too lazy,

You, like me, can step in #*&!

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