Hooray!

Hooray! It’s time to write a poem

About an absolute

Disgrace by name of Kristi Noem,

Who finally got the boot.

 

A spotlight-craving dilettante

Who shot her dog and goat

Is not the person most would want

To hold a job of note.

 

Yet there she was, in camo gear,

Like she was set for war,

Though all her make-up made it clear

That she was out for more.

 

In ad campaigns she was the star,

With mucho millions spent,

To showcase her as Homeland’s czar,

Her failures evident.

 

What bothered me (and maybe you)

The most, with all she spewed,

Was, more than what she tried to do,

Her nasty attitude.

 

Good riddance, now; it’s way past time

The reign of Kristi Noem

Gets its comeuppance, though with rhyme,

She isn’t worth this poem.