Group 6

The flight is full, so there’s no room

For everybody’s bags.

We need 3 dozen volunteers -

Come up; we’ve got the tags.

The first-class passengers are set,

As well as Comfort Plus,

But those in Groups 6,7,8 - 

You’re screwed - and that means us!

We didn’t buy the cheapest seats,

Yet still, we’re in a fix

Because our boarding pass revealed

That we are in Group 6.

We now need 20 people

To check baggage and what’s more,

By doing so, we’ll move you up

And you will join Group 4!

We waited with our bags until

A few of us remained

And yes, we stowed our bags up top, 

Despite what they’d maintained.

And by the way, 2 empty seats 

Are there across the aisle,

A challenge to the agents

Who might still be in denial.