Saturday, June 21, 2025

No Butts About It

I’m surely not the only one

Who finds this hard to use

And whether it is needed

Will produce conflicting views.


Yet when in a public restroom

I will often face defeat

When I try to use the paper cover

For the toilet seat.


As I peel one from the package,

In the process it might tear,

But it still could serve its purpose

If it only ended there…


Though the bigger problem happens,

Even if there is no rush,

When I place it on the seat and then

The toilet starts to flush.


Of course, the cover’s sucked away

So do I start again?

I do not because what I was taught,

Since I remember when


Is to simply crouch above the seat -

No contact should be made. 

Therefore even with no cover,

No one’s cooties can invade.

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