Please!

A car was parked illegally;

The hydrant wasn’t cleared,

Plus it was by a nursing home

And might have interfered.

 

I never would have noticed it,

But signage did impart

That a tow truck would be coming

‘Cause the engine wouldn’t start.

 

Thee note said “Please!” perhaps to cops

Who rarely have the choice

About issuing a ticket to

A reprobate Rolls Royce!