Tried and True

I’ve never heard a podcast,

Which reveals that I am old.

I don’t know how to stream one

(And don’t want to, truth be told).

 

I’ve never paid with Venmo

And the same applies to Zelle.

My credit cards and checks or cash

Have served me very well.

 

My doorbell has no camera

And my house has no alarm

And so far, lacking both,

I haven’t come to any harm.

 

If you stop by for some coffee,

You must wait until it perks

Since I’m happily old-fashioned,

For the tried and true still works.