I've Never

I’ve never climbed a mountain

Or gone up in a balloon

And if I never scuba dive,

Well, that will be too soon.

 

I’ve never rafted rapids,

Para-sailed or water-skied

And as for jumping off a cliff,

I just don’t see the need.

 

I’ve not trekked in the arctic

Or safaried with a guide

And if I said I wasn’t scared

Of all these things, I lied.

 

I marvel at adventurers;

They’re made of stronger stuff.

To read about or watch their exploits

Is, to me, enough.