Old-Fashioned Fools

A bagel shop displays a sign That says, “No dogs allowed,” But rules are rarely followed now And signs leave no one cowed. So oftentimes when I walk by, A canine on a leash Strolls in as if his owner Sees the words, but can’t capeesh.* The doctor’s office posts a note: “No cell phone use inside,” With which most waiting patients Somehow manage to abide. Yet once again, there are a few Who think they are exempt, Which leaves the office manager A little bit verklempt.** I’m tired of people who ignore The stated rules, as well As norms of our society; Decorum’s gone to hell. I miss the days when manners meant You followed all the rules, But those of us who do today Are just old-fashioned fools. *Anericanized Italian for understand **Yiddish for frazzled