Have You Ever?

Have you ever climbed a tree?

Paddled rapids? Tamed a flea?

Have you touched a chimpanzee?

At one, I’ve been successful.

 

Have you dived into a lake?

Baked a cake or held a snake?

Have you used ID that’s fake?

My choice was not too stressful.

 

Have you ridden on a mule?

Won at pool? Cut some school?

Have you disobeyed a rule?

For one of those, I’m yes-ful.

 

All of us have things we’ve done

Or haven’t; still, for everyone

To learn the ways we’ve each had fun

Might end up quite impress-ful.