Crotchety

I am feeling crotchety.

It doesn’t make me proud

But, even though I’m female,

At my age it is allowed.

 

So many things get on my nerves –

Today, alone, a lot.

Enough to get, as sayings go,

My knickers in a knot.

 

We’re all entitled to a mood

That’s grouchy, grumpy, cross,

Yet some folks never get that way,

And why? I’m at a loss.